Happy Sunday to all my readers.You have been personally invited by the C.E.O of globacom Nigeria,Mike Adenuga to a big event organised for him by his family.It's a big party that will have the creme de la creme of the society in attendance (please o dey imagine this story with images in your head).I don't need to mention names but y'all know the likes of the attendees of a high society party like this don't you?You are a single girl still searching and your hopes are so high that you will get a Richie rich kid to get married to someday (in a Dakore Akande style).Now this is your chance to get one.A lot of young rich guys are in attendance.
Clears throat,now to the question.You have just these two shoes to wear to this high society event.One is a diamond encrusted pair of slippers worth $160,000 but very ugly(someone dashed you) and the other one is a fake Christain Louboutin worth about $40.That's about 6,000 naira.Remember Richie rich kids are all at the event.They can easily tell if it's fake or real.There's no hiding place.It's an open hall.Everybody can see each other.These are the shoes below.Which one will you wear to the event and what kind of outfit will you pair with the shoes?
This is $160,000 and very ugly
This is $40 dollars and very fake
Ha I think I will just stay @ home.my destiny and luck is not in dis party.what if d fake shoe breaks while I was tryn 2 get a drink?
ReplyDeleteLol u are hilarious.didnt think of that
ReplyDeleteI'll wear the fake, pair with a long flowing gown to cover up small, with backup slippers in my bag. No one likes ugly. Lol
ReplyDeleteLol @ long flowing gown....nice one
DeleteToun u know well I swear.why fake loubs nah?omo me I go jejely wear very long sweeping gown go d event nah.who go see my leg and then wear d expensive shoe go d party instead of aving dis fake feeling inside of me and then robbing me of my confidence
ReplyDeleteMy mumu never reach the level wey I dey go bank go open Facebook account now...why will I go for the slippers?..whr I wan take enter the tin sef? Shee na from side ni abi from back?infact u will need to hire someone to always remind u how to wear the slippers everyday cos it's so confusing..I can bet d designer actually made a mistake he cldn't amend so he decided to leave it like d@..God forbid I wear a mistake of a shoe/slippers...aimoye mistake of a dress we don call designer....Mtsheeew
ReplyDeleteI will pick fake over mistake oo jare..immediately I get to d parry I will survey the whole place..once I see whr the Richie rich kids are, enter my heels,walk past them knowing the pull they'll be feeling in their groins..dem no go even notice say na fake, cos I love the way heels make me sway...once I'm tru with d@ , straight to the my car..I will stand beside my car pretending to make/answer calls.I'm too sure I don catch one..
Lol, u always crack me up. Good one
Deletei no be woman o, buh if by chance e come be so? Na the loubs o,,,,, nak am with one tuff cleavage showing, hips exposing gown,,, nobody go even look the shoe!!! Why i go wear slippers way evem aladdin go reject? Mbanu!!!
ReplyDeleteLmao you are not easy at all.And you said you are a guy?
DeleteAll of u dey talk....what if one of d rich kids come gbadun ur swags den decides tu take u home tu meet his siblings......che u no go off ur shoe 4 entrance?gengen.........
ReplyDeletegengen,lobatan
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