Tuesday 9 July 2013

Just a quick question please.

Apart from Peter of psquare and Don baba J,has anyone else tasted from the champagne of life?I mean the £1.2million bottle of champagne from luxury designer himself Alexander Amosu?It seems no one except those two.I'm hereby using my small tiny medium to humbly ask for a bottle too sir.*That's if he won't ask who the bloody heck am I*.I don't really want the content,just the bottle sir.
The thing is,I'm not asking out of greed or to 'belong' like Nigerians usually say but I'm just a tad bit curious.They say curiosity kills the cat.It is true.I'm almost dying of curiosity here.I want to know what the bottle feels like.If i smash it on the floor will it break?I doubt it.The bible says 'ask and it shall be given'.I'm just trying my luck.Who knows,a miracle might happen and I get a delivery like tomorrow or next lmaooo.And if I miraculously get the bottle,I go straight to my landlord and I give him the bottle with so much explanation of how much it costs.My land lord is Hausa,believe me he will fall for it hook line and sinker hehehehe.My rent is settled for years.Good morning lovelies.
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7 comments:

  1. Faith can move mountains , good luck.

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  2. instead make u give ur landlord d whole bottle,u fit break am into two.give am half and u kip half.that half is abt £500,000.it is still enuf to take care of ur rent abi?
    hmmm shey after drinking d wine I hope I get automatic direct entry 2 heaven?because ko si point.

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  3. Just a quick verification.....after 1week dat we heard A.Amosu gave Don Jazzy d costly champagne,we lata heard he gav Peter his meaning Don baba finished d wine,returned d botle;it was refilled den given tu Peter.atleast no 1 again has bin given d champagne simply bcos Peter has not finished drinking his.If person wan dash pple somtin,sebi na to giv out lyk loads at a go but it no dey A.Amosu diary.moreova,Paul tweeted dat d whole champagne n its cost no make sense.Detoun jawe,it fit b nxt year oooooo bcos d way Amosu dey dash pple,wait 4 d person tu finish,refil pple den giv anoda person so im no go enter gbese; he go tay b4 it go round selected artiste b4 he start tu dey giv freelancers:dat is if he even hav us in mind!!!!!!!!

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  4. £1.2million bottle of champagne..God punish Satan..the bottle had better stand and break all my enemies head when they try to fight/stop me and d bottle, stand with me on judgment day... My dear Detoun, is d bottle sexually transmitted ni?if not..u will grow weary of waiting cos Amosu won't even look ur side..

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