Monday, 29 July 2013

Who hates our darling Toolz?

Whoever advised Toolz to step on the red carpet in this outfit must really dislike her.I mean,every girl knows her insecurities and we all try to cover it up don't we?Toolz definitely knows hers and that's why she's always seen in long maxi gowns.Did we complain of her maxi gowns?No.Did anyone hate on her gowns?No.So who advised you darling?Ehn!Stick to the gowns Hun.
See,from your hair,to the earrings,to the scarf,down to your blouse,even the bag,you look absolutely divine.Errr,but the pants.........oh dear.....please.......it's showing your legs......they are too big joor...#okbye#sorryteamtoolz
*it's not easy to be a public figure sha.I swear down,I don't wanna be in your shoes lol*


22 comments:

  1. I don't want 2 imagine aw her baksyd would Luk lyk in dat pants....
    TENYHOLA

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  3. Damn!!!! She's got some thunder thighs mehn!!
    Is it by force to wear leather pants? It is not for everyone LOL!

    Gengen ... Hips Of Life" .... whistles!!

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    1. Lol @ yems...u know I tried to translate "thunder thigh" to yoruba..see w@ I got.." IBADI ARA", o ga ooo..Olorun ma je ki ibadi ara san pa Tunde ooo ati awa na ooo...AMIN ooo..(God don't let thunder thigh strike Tunde and her fans ooo..AMEN ooo)

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    2. LOOOOL @Xstardess Amin O!!!!

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  4. I'm thinking of pounding yam dis wkd but I don't av a mortar & a pestle.thx to toolz.i can use one of those legs for my pestle.will get a mortar frm my next door neighbour.

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    1. rotflmfao.those legs can pass for pestles indeed.IF U ARE FAT AND BIG DOWNWARDS,SKINNIES ARE NOT MEANT 4U

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    2. Lol @ wumzy..no wahala..but if u use one of dem ..by the time u are thru it wld av reduce in size cos of the pounding..and d@ means one will be bigger than d other..d best tin is to ask Mrs G if she too wld like one to pound with dis weekend...Equation go balance...but just remember to sha return dem..

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  5. Dis is serious "occupy naija"..Ladies like toolZ cannot run thru a man's mind oo..it will surely lead to heart attack...ah ah..how Tunde dey cope sef?she's definitely d only one in his life cos with dis kain "load" there wldn't be any room for any other person..ofcourse, she go don occupy d whole place.

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    1. HAHA this woman no kill me ooo.u are 2 hillarious

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    2. @Xstardess LOOOOOOL!!!

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  6. dammit,this is a no no.doesnt she have a mirror?even d shoes are crying 4 help.

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  7. Toun u r such a hater,if u don't lyk her don't put her on ur blog,sori to say this u discriminate too much.

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    1. No now.I don't hate on anyone and I don't discriminate.if you are familiar with my blog,then you'll notice that when I love something I put it up and hype it and when I see something a lil awkward,i still put it up and give my opinion.isn't that what blogging is all about?
      i'm sorry you feel that way.#Hugs

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  8. @anon I went up to d post & read it over and over again.i still didn't find wr she hated on her.aw did she hate?must u always like pple 2 spread butter on words all d time?dont u sumtimes want 2 hear it as it is?shey d clothe wey she wear,na she suppose dey wear dat kain rubbish?when she know sey she get thunder thighs.na pple lyke u dey deceive dat girl.for ur eyes she don dress up be dat?abeegiii when u dey talk dey think well.this place is even nice.go 2 bella wr dey finished her up.

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  9. @anon, I think u got it all mixed up..she is not even talking abt her person, she's only talking abt her outfit..w@ fit her kind of stature..@yum yum mummy, olori oko bam bam , since u are the HOF, I just want to bring it to ur notice d@ Tara and Lolu have not been seen for a while now...u send them on an errand ni?pls I miss them ooo..

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  10. those legs are called shukuniyan

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  11. Bad hair, that scarf eewww,she should stick to the dresses thank you ,,,,, Those legs definitely pass for a pestle, xstardess and Wumzy you lot are crazy lmao

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  12. remember celebrities are human beings too,it's also blood that runs through their veins.lets just learn to love who we are,too short,too tall,too slim\ too fat,too dark\too fair,''WE cant hav it all''.Toolz i love the way you are,more importantly captain tunde demuren loves the way you are.

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  13. Wow! We knw she's got curves buh let's try n be sincere, Toolz is fat choi!! She shld go n reduce. Pple shld stop d unnecessary hype jare!

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